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untrustyou:

EvidencE

even in the quietest moments lV 

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passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle 

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merrigo:

dream workspaces #109281

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scotiacorinne:

Morning tea

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exames:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that isn’t a complicated problem to solve… like you add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45 over 1 then multiply 24 and 45 which is 1080 after that you add 1080 + 47 which means the password is 1127.

this is child’s play

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artslay:

You:

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Me:

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PLEASE

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vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

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fuckyeahmytwistedmind:

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cumleak:

also i saw this on the unicef twitter page and thought id share

PSA ok

The second person diagnosed with Ebola is a nurse in dallas.

PLEASE EDUCATE YOURSELF
DO NOT START MASS HYSTERIA

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